1. seedy:

    when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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  4. ifollowbadblogs:

    imheretowye:

    At least he still has Jackson.

    it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

    (Source: mixedheaven, via gaytacos)

     

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  6. bblackgoldd:

    I am so glad I pressed play

    (Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via asparagays)

     
     

  7. uusui:

    c0rnmuffins:

    uusui:

    emma-relille-tunger:

    uusui:

    iceland is scary

    are those giant marshmallows

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    Seriously though what the fuck are those

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    (via ififfy)

     


  8. sluttynuggets:

    aphtaiwan:

    johnhamishmorstan:

    I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

    what why would you use numbers

    so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

    (Source: vexingholmes, via asparagays)

     

  9. bbygrrll:

    got that sweet dank dank

    (via asparagays)

     

  10. stephaniedanielle:

    Never gets old

    (Source: johnnydepps, via asparagays)

     

  11. unfollovving:

    asking-laughingjack:

    wolfysblog:

    asking-laughingjack:

    scoutregimentkarkat:

    davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

    unfollovving:

    get-in-the-animus:

    unfollovving:

    IS THIS TRUE????

    As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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    ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

    IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

    damn u gonna die son

    I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


    SEND HELP

    *sign written in random alleys near my house.*

    I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

    As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

    OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

    WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

    (via ififfy)

     


  12. online:

    when the PE teacher makes you run

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  13. breatheonmyneck:

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    ICANTBREATHE

    (Source: serfborts, via hi)

     


  14. funkylilbear:

    the moST ANNOOYING ARGUMENT by people that dont like musicals is “whY doNT TheY jusT SAy thINGS WHY r tHEY siNGING” becAUSE ITS A MUSICAL 

    (via sagihairius)

     

  15. ill-be-y0ur-safety:

    standhaft:

    the-universe-of-justin:

    Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

    We are

    too accurate 

    (via bubbliciousbootybitch)