1. thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

    queen-of-the-rising-demons:

    The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

    This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

    oh

    (Source: georgies-closet, via teamfreesexuality)

     


  2. shmapey:

    justmyflawedlogic:

    lokisgloriouspenis:

    okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

    female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

    so in conclusion

    if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

    (Source: samthewilson, via eating-pie-in-the-tardis)

     

  3. tastefullyoffensive:

    Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

    Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

    (via kanoke247)

     

  4. jackburtonsays:

    kates-coffee:

    bitterivy:

    mallayaa:

    did they just

    yes, they did

    It gets funnier every time.

    I loved every single thing about this…

    (Source: captainfillion, via eating-pie-in-the-tardis)

     

  5. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    frosted:

    glow blog

    what the fuck

    (Source: ultrafacts, via teamfreesexuality)

     


    1. me: republicans and democrats are both useless
    2. dad: yeah, right on
    3. me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality
    4. dad: yeah, I guess
    5. me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution
    6. dad: wait what
    7. me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources
    8. dad: no stop-
    9. me:
     

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  7. awhoreforallseasons:

    sixpenceee:

    Chicago’s newest attraction - a 1000ft-high viewing platform that offers spectacular downward facing views over the city. TILT is housed in 360 CHICAGO on the 94th floor of the John Hancock Tower and, as the name suggests, the enclosed glass and steel platform tilts visitors forward for a unique perspective of the city’s The Magnificent Mile. (Source)

    I LOVE IT

    (via strange-demon)

     


  8. bro-boner:

    It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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    It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

    And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

    Ireland.

    (via teamfreesexuality)

     

  9. awidesetvagina:

    this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

    (via doctor-on-a-dino)

     
     

  10. ima1ing:

    spankkitten:

    malformalady:

    Octopus eggs

    Photo credit: Simon Chandra

    FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

    This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

    (via teamfreesexuality)

     

  11. surf4ces:

    omfg

    (via swagmom2007)

     


  12. Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

    alicehopewalker:

    sixpenceee:

    A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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    Frogs in a film canister

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    Cocaine disguised as candy

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    Cats filled with opium

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    Snake in a clay pot

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    A gecko in a false book

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    A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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    SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

    A METRIC TON OF WEED

    (via doctor-on-a-dino)

     

  13. ex0rdiium:

    fosteringmeyer:

    Taken with my iPhone.

    holy shit that’s insane

    (via gaygaygayandproud)

     

  14. gaygaygayandproud:

    singsweetlylittledeadgirl:

    arclightweight:

    grrrl-trash:

    uglyqt:

    mettaworldrake:

    posterizers:

    Doing It Wrong In My Ass - Drake

    Practice In My Ass

    Shoulder lean in my ass

    healthy body in my ass

    Police brutality in my ass

    Compliments in my ass XD

    Shake It Off in my ass

    Bloodflood in my ass

    (Source: hyolights)