1. bruinsstrong:

    This story keeps on getting better and better

    (via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

     


  2. shaysrandomworld:

    awmailk:

    Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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    You guys clearly don’t understand lawyers. His lawyer is probably THRILLED that he keeps getting in trouble. Every time he needs him, it probably cost a fortune.

    (Source: alienfucks, via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

     

  3. unwinona:

    urulokid:

    tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

    urulokid:

    jellybaby74:

    urulokid:

    zionicbond:

    urulokid:

    chibitamichan:

    urulokid:

    Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

    I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

    Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

    I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

    I thought she was Kalesi…

    YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

    I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

    well you didnt have to use caps lock…

    I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

    AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

    LET IT GO

    LET IT GOOOOOOO

    (via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

     


  4. yusterday:

    I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

    (via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

     

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  6. extremehomestuckshipping:

    kenteehee:

    ♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

    The fuck does that quote mean
    And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
    I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

    (Source: lizzonator, via unfollovving)

     

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  8. lonelytreestump:

    My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  9. When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

    (Source: chrisprattings, via scottthepilgrim)

     

  10. tyleroakley:

    tiktok-itsaclock:

    fiftyshadesofugly:

    We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

    I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

    senior quotes are the new text post

    (via hotguysandpizza)

     

  11. sashathumpa:

    "u missed di schoo bus eh?"

    "yes fadda"

    "find a wey ti schoo den"

    (via hotguysandpizza)

     

  12. cakejam:

    before and after tumblr

    (via hotguysandpizza)

     


  13. lion:

    when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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    (via hotguysandpizza)

     

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  15. chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

    nowacking:

    Good Guy Burglar

    no you don’t understand.

    he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

    he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

    and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

    (Source: thedeathmerchant, via a-teenage-witch)